Yahoo open house this weekend
I’m happy to announce that Yahoo! is having an open house this weekend. This sophisticated company offers the history of pre-dot-com but the aged experience of Web 2.0. It has everything any monolithic M&A seeking buyer is looking for.
Not only does Yahoo come with a fully equipped search engine, it also has several other properties that are part of the deal. When you look at this cozy company you also get a photo sharing site for hanging your family photos, a set of maps for finding your way home again, a very friendly mailbox for receiving letters from friends.
But is that all? No, you even get a personals site for finding that special someone with whom to share your newly minted company. This company comes fully furnished with its own music, tv, and other tech devies. Hell, you even get your own real estate company to help sell it to another mogul once you’ve sucked the life force from it.
Founded: 1995
Location: Sunnyvalle
Employees: 13,600
Asking price: $41 / share (negotiable)
Open house this weekend from noon - 4 pm. Please bring FICA score and latest credit report. Offers involving stock swap are less appealing, but did we mention anything is negotiable?