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According to his Facebook status (UPDATE it looks like his profile was taken down, a favor from WoW buddy Zuckerburg?) Steve Wozniak is looking for a meth dealer “close to Valley Fair”.

Everyone knows how smart the geeks at Google are. But those kind of smarts are in high demand. Our source close to google’s HR practices tells us that to keep them from leaving the googleplex for interviews Google chains the best ones to old SGI Onyx rack machines found in an abandoned storeroom.